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iamwearingpantsFriday.
Five hour car ride with Caitlin and my dad, less awkward than I'd expected. Decoration of tree with Caitlin. Attempted dinner at Raging Burrito WHICH HAS CEASED TO EXIST; failure. Attempted dinner at California Rollin' MMM SUSHI; success. Java's, seeing Catherine and Allen completely coincidentally; beautiful. Left; promptly had a flat tire, promptly meaning before exiting the parking garage. (Sounds like a joke. How many lesbians does it take to change a tire? Find me a punchline, "two" isn't funny.) Home, snuggle, alarm clock set for too early, bed.
Saturday.
Wake up too early. Cookies in bed. Christmas presents and secrets. Jine's, banana bread french toast and eggs florentine. Airport. Her tickets were booked for...NOVEMBER 24. AWESOME. (Really!) Rescheduled flight departure: 8 am, Christmas morning. NO, but YES. Return to my house. Christmas shopping up and down Monroe and Park Ave. Christmas service at my church. Reading Christmas books. Wrapping presents. Bed.
Sunday.
Up even earlier. Der Flughafen by 6:30. Goodbye an hour later. Happy and sad and sad and happy and sad. (An absolutely breaktaking sunrise on the drive home.) And then the rest of Christmas. Have a merry one.
Five hour car ride with Caitlin and my dad, less awkward than I'd expected. Decoration of tree with Caitlin. Attempted dinner at Raging Burrito WHICH HAS CEASED TO EXIST; failure. Attempted dinner at California Rollin' MMM SUSHI; success. Java's, seeing Catherine and Allen completely coincidentally; beautiful. Left; promptly had a flat tire, promptly meaning before exiting the parking garage. (Sounds like a joke. How many lesbians does it take to change a tire? Find me a punchline, "two" isn't funny.) Home, snuggle, alarm clock set for too early, bed.
Saturday.
Wake up too early. Cookies in bed. Christmas presents and secrets. Jine's, banana bread french toast and eggs florentine. Airport. Her tickets were booked for...NOVEMBER 24. AWESOME. (Really!) Rescheduled flight departure: 8 am, Christmas morning. NO, but YES. Return to my house. Christmas shopping up and down Monroe and Park Ave. Christmas service at my church. Reading Christmas books. Wrapping presents. Bed.
Sunday.
Up even earlier. Der Flughafen by 6:30. Goodbye an hour later. Happy and sad and sad and happy and sad. (An absolutely breaktaking sunrise on the drive home.) And then the rest of Christmas. Have a merry one.
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Date: 2005-12-25 06:08 pm (UTC)How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-Three, One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
-Five, one to change it and four to make the documentary about it.
-Two, One to screw in the lightbulb, and the other to write a folk song about it.
Then there other lesbian jokes:
How Many Irish dykes does it take to replace a lightbulb?
Two: One to hold the lightbulb and the other to drink until the room spins.
What do my girlfriend and Jack Daniels have in common?
They are both hard liqours.
Have you heard about the new lesbian tennis shoe called "Dyke"? (pronounced DIKEE)
Yeah! It has an extra long tongue and it only takes one finger to get it off!
And then there was this, which was too good to pass up:
How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
Oh, google.
Date: 2005-12-26 02:08 am (UTC)