How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb? -Three, One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man. -Five, one to change it and four to make the documentary about it. -Two, One to screw in the lightbulb, and the other to write a folk song about it.
Then there other lesbian jokes:
How Many Irish dykes does it take to replace a lightbulb? Two: One to hold the lightbulb and the other to drink until the room spins.
What do my girlfriend and Jack Daniels have in common? They are both hard liqours.
Have you heard about the new lesbian tennis shoe called "Dyke"? (pronounced DIKEE) Yeah! It has an extra long tongue and it only takes one finger to get it off!
And then there was this, which was too good to pass up: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Date: 2005-12-25 06:08 pm (UTC)How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-Three, One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
-Five, one to change it and four to make the documentary about it.
-Two, One to screw in the lightbulb, and the other to write a folk song about it.
Then there other lesbian jokes:
How Many Irish dykes does it take to replace a lightbulb?
Two: One to hold the lightbulb and the other to drink until the room spins.
What do my girlfriend and Jack Daniels have in common?
They are both hard liqours.
Have you heard about the new lesbian tennis shoe called "Dyke"? (pronounced DIKEE)
Yeah! It has an extra long tongue and it only takes one finger to get it off!
And then there was this, which was too good to pass up:
How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.